Chinese Hospital Wants Blood Samples From 100 Virgins

It’s normal for a vampire to crave the
blood of a virgin, but not a respected
research hospital.
So when the Peking University Cancer
Hospital in China put out a request for
ages 18 to 24, some people thought it
was bloody awful, according to AFP.
“Male virgins are not needed, just
females, how is this science?” posted
one highly-cited user of a Chinese
social media service similar to Twitter.
Hospital official spokeswoman Guan
Jiuping insisted the blood wasn’t for
some bizarre human sacrifice ritual. It
seems that researchers were doing
studies on the human papilloma virus
(HPV), which is usually transmitted
through s*xual contact.
“It’s in line with international practice
to collect female virgins’ blood samples,
which serve as negative control
substances in HPV research, given that
the risk of contracting HPV is low
among women who have never had
s*x,” Guan said, according to China
Daily. “Too much attention to sensitive
words like ‘virgin’ and ‘s*x’ is not
necessary in this context.”
Researchers said virgin blood is helpful
because risk for the virus is low among
women who have not had s*x, the
Metro reported.
So far, 50 self-proclaimed virgins have
donated their blood to
science, IBTimes.co.uk reported.
However, the number of actual virgins
may be smaller, because the hospital is
taking all the donors at their word.

Group asks FG to fulfil agreement with ASUU or else....

ABUJA—AS the industrial action embarked
upon by the Academic Staff Union of
Universities, ASUU, enters its 10th week, the
Anti-Corruption Network, has given the Federal
Government one week within which to settle its
problems with the Academic Staff Union of
Universities, ASUU, or face nationwide mass
protest.
It also advised President Goodluck Jonathan to
write to the National Assembly for virement or
seek for loan to settle the demands of
university teachers.
The group said it would mobilize Nigerians to
the streets and protest to the Ministry of
Education, should government fail to do the
needful.
Executive Secretary of Anti-Corruption Network
and former member of the House of
Representatives, Dino Melaye, said yesterday
that government’s attitude showed it had no
interest in the future generation of Nigerians.
Melaye said: “The Federal Government as far
back as 2009, went into an agreement with
ASUU and signed that agreement. Why will you
agree to what you don’t intend to do?
“A gentleman will go into an agreement and
then carry out the agreement to the latter. The
agreement was made in 2009; why was there
no budgetary provision for that agreement in
2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013?

PICTURES OF BENINS POPULAR FAIRLY USED CLOTHES MARKET

For those who have never been to benin city, the capital of Edo state in Nigeria, you may not be very familiar with the second hand goods market, however it is a thriving center of commerce where people of all walks of life troop to.  Popularly called aloko, bend down and ogbele, these clothes are highly sought after especially among the female folk who take advantage of the cheaper prices to look cool and chick. Yours faithfully was there on a fact finding mission and presents you these pictures. NB- I came close to being lynched when the customers found out i was taking pictures as the consumers like their secrecy. Thumbs up to my guardian angel for a timely intervention.

PICTURES FROM THE ANNUAL IGBO AUGUST MEETING

The August meeting is an annual tradition of women in the igbo speaking part of Nigeria which evolved after the civil war as an avenue where developmental issues are discussed. It is a program taken very seriously among those parts and fines are usually paid by absentees. Below are some of the sights of the event. Enjoy.

FOR THOSE COMPETING IN GULDER ULTIMATE SEARCH 10

The registration process for Gulder ultimate search has ended and the first round of the screening process ends today in Benin and Owerri. Yours faithfully was a participant in Benin and although I was kicked out unceremoniously in the screening, I decided to write this post to help those in Lagos whose screening begins on the first of September.
1 The first stage is physical training and its done on the first day. You might want to practice running four hundred meters at top speed because that’s the first screening requirement.  Make sure you make the top fifteen.
2 Also practice sitting in the air for at least three minutes. That will come in handy. Don’t forget to do at least fifty push ups and squats. Very important. All these should be done with the minimum show of strasin because those bouncers are pretty strict. Even if you complete your routine but you don’t look to comfortable you will be kicked out.
3 The second day is swimming. Good thing is that its not a competition of first to finish so you can complete your laps as leisurely as possible. However, be warned, try swimming as fluently and seamlessly as possible because if you don’t or show any signs of struggling in the water, you will be kicked out.
4 If you scale though theses and make it to the third day, count yourself lucky. But that’s the easy part. The third day is when the chaff is separated from the wheat . oral interview is the agenda, and don’t be fooled by the word oral. It encompasses even your dressing so no wearing of anything funny. A new addition is the incorporation of a driving test so you should be dexterous on the steering wheel. Its really an easy shot at the oral interview if you know what to do. Just read up anything on Gulder and Gulder ultimate search history, and be outspoken without being rude and you stand a good chance.
If you observe to do all these, then you are good to go. Wish you all the best, and do me proud.

NB Oh, lest I forget don’t forget you Gulder crown corks with differentiated codes. If you do forget however, don’t forget to stock up enough cash because there will surely be some sharp Lagos boys around ready to make brisk business by selling them. I guess this is a good business idea for any who are interested.

ANOTHER UNDERGRADUATE RAPED IN LAGOS

Two men have been charged to an ikeja magistrate court over the alleged rape and pasting of the rape pictures on the internet of a female undergraduate student. The suspects  Babatunde Bashorun 20 and Babajide Ajayi according to the victim (names witheld) kidnapped her and took turns at raping her at their residence at 1 Ajose street Lagos island. They then snapped pictures of the dastardly act and pasted on facebook. The men further threatened to kill the victim if she revealed their identities.
The trial Judge magistrate Matepo however granted the men bail at the sum of 100,000.

COMMON HABITS THAT DAMAGE THE KIDNEYS

Hello fellas, saw this somewhere and decided to share. Enjoy.

10 Common Habits That Damage the Kidneys~
1. Not emptying your bladder early:
2. Not drinking enough water:
3. Taking too much salt:
4. Not treating common infections quickly and
properly:
5. Eating too much meat:
6. Not eating enough:
7. Painkiller abuse:
8. Missing your drugs:
9. Drinking too much alcohol:
10. Not resting enough
Pls Share It With Friends !